Sienna Miller, Bouncers and S#!+sburgh

Incoming Message

To: Sienna Miller
Fr: Slidetuba
Re: Your whining

Ms. Miller,

In regards to you comments about Pittsburgh, and as someone who is in the creative arts industry, I will say that some of them may have been taken out of context. Most of the people in this town go to bed early, because they have to go to work the next day. We really only stay up late for four reasons.

1. The mayor is on David Letterman
2. Steelers play in primetime
3. The Pens go into overtime in the playoffs
4. Donnie Iris plays on the Gateway Clipper

About your last outburst outside Folino's Young's Tavern. It's called the law. Just because you can get a drink at the mere mention of your name in New York, doesn't mean you can have a hissy fit outside on Carson Street because you didn't have any ID. (even though it happens alot more than you think..) I mean who do you think you are, Sidney Crosby? (Besides, he's 19 and can't drink yet) When people come to Pittsburgh, they find that we aren't so caught up in celebrity. We don't have millions of paparazzi snapping photos 24/7. This is a town where the Super Bowl MVP can sit with the others at Mellon Arena, and watch the best player since som dude named Mario take the ice. I think I speak for the City of Pittsburgh when I say.. Grow Up!

~R