King of Nothing - Seals & Crofts

Well, last night was tough for me.. I was sitting next to a fairly attractive girl, who was with her boyfriend. After explaing some of the rules changes to them, he went down and retrieved some beers. (He even brought one for me for answering all of his questions..) I found out that she was sort of knowledgeable about sports, and had gone to school to be a Psychological Therapist. I then told her of some of the issues that "She" had with me. Jennifer, (the one at the game) said to me that She had problems dealing with her issues of commitment and control. Like she was the one in control of the relationship. ($.02 to Fr. Tom for the bus driver analogy!) So after ingesting the beer, (It was, by the way, the ONLY one I had during the St. Patrick's Day Weekend) I started to ponder the thought of my ideal feminine mate.. So here's what I've come up with so far: (n.b. Not in any particular order!)

Must Haves
1. Orthodox (Greek, Russian, Convert, Antiochian..)
2. Intelligent (Must have had some College)
3. Employed, but not hung up on career. (duh!)
4. Enjoys Music and Sports, esp. Hockey (again duh!)
5. Likes to travel (Beach, mountains, etc. Going to the Giant Eagle in Baldwin doesn't count!)
6. Passionate
7. Between the ages of 28-38
8. Articulate
9. Likes Animals (Dogs Yes, Cats O.K.)

Not necessities, but aren't important.
1. Between 5'3 and 5'10 in height
2. Likes to Bike and be in outdoors.

But NOT:
1. Protestant
2. Dumb
3. Quiet
4. Flyer/Ranger/Devil/Brown/Bengal Fan

If you see anyone fitting these descriptions, and are available, (Or aren't but would like to be available) let me know!

~RP

P.S.--> Two more points closer to the Evil Ones.. Magic Number is 8!