What Infuriates Me.. Vol. 1

I know, I know.. I bitch and whine too much, well sometimes it's nice to get things off of my chest. In no random order, and with many, many more volumes to come.

(Cue music: Battle Without Honor or Humanity - Tomoyasu Hotei)

1. To the Rooney family..
If you are shopping a percentage of the team around, how about asking the, oh I don't know MILLIONS of minions known as "Steeler Nation" if they would buy a piece of the team? I certainly know of a few people,(One Orthodox Priest in particular.. ain't that right FT??) who would, not jump, but leap at the opportunity.

2. Former Orthodox women (and men) who have left the church..
COME HOME! If you were put off by Liturgy in Russian, or Greek, or Arabic, or whatever.. Just COME HOME!! Your Baba's miss you.. Your Didi's miss you.. Hell, I've never met you and I miss you!!

3. To Marian Hossa..
You Flaming Scouse Git! You leave a team of young guys that are on the verge of winnning the whole shebang, to go somewhere where you will take your life into your hands just going to work. You didn't think of realizing that the NHL, in it's infinite wisdom, might schedule a Detroit/Pittsburgh rematch early in the season.. IN PITTSBURGH?? I hope animal corner doesn't get you, but Hal Gill does.. You Scouser!

4. To Ryan "Bugsy" Malone..
Yo tried to stay home. You tried in vain.. We still love ya Bugs.. We will never turn on you like we have on Barry Bonds, or Jaromir Jagoff.. Have fun in the sun Bugs.. See ya on the river..

5. To Jaromir Jagoff..
Here's a tip.. In Russia, they don't take "Dieing Alive" easy.. You're either alive or dead.. In Russia, you are alive.. In Pittsburgh, you're as good as dead to us.. Now we can boo the Scouser as much as we booed you.. Hope you find a nice casino there..

5. To Liverpool, Everton, Manchester City, Arsenal and Chelsea..


Champions! Champions! Oh-ay Oh-ay Oh-ay!
Champions! Champions! Oh-ay Oh-ay Oh-ay!

MU-FC! MU-FC! MU-FC!

More later,
~R