Random Ponderings

I'm trying to laugh, but because of situations in my life, it's pretty damn hard to do so.. So I started thinking about stuff that, if I had the power to change, I would.. So, here, blogfans, is the first installment of..

What if???

1. What if I were in Bob Nutting's position?? Would I try to make a buck with the Bucs, or do I try to give the paying customers their money's worth and a shot at a ring? Or do I give them more Pirogi races, and non-competitive baseball??

2. What if I had shot the puck?? In 1990?? In 1999?? 2007??

3. What if I had someone help me stand up for myself to my sister??

4. What if my family knew how much it hurt when they ignored my desires??

5. What if I were less musical?? What flavour of milquetoast would I be?? Orange Macadamia??

6. What if I actually found her through Craigslist??

7. Why am I attracted to talented, nerdy women??

Ugh, I hate this time of year..

And so it goes..
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